Competition Time! Your Chance to Win Vampire State of Mind, Falling Apart and Vampire Weekend CD! No lorry pulls or bronco riding involved - this time.

In my infinite wisdom (and it is pretty infinite, although there are parameters like maths and opening jars, so I suppose it's not really completely infinite, more like a bit infinite), I am offering you a competition!

It's all right, you won't have to pull lorries with your teeth, I learned my lesson last time, who was to know that dentistry was so expensive when it came to reconstructing entire lower jaws?  And neither will it involve bucking broncos, learning Latin or anything involving throwing things over other things.

Rather lovely picture courtesy of pmzee

Apparently, getting my readers to do this in order to win books is frowned upon. Huh.  This is my 'tutting' face.

So. Prizes are as follows:  Two lucky people will win a paperback of my latest in the York Vampires series (it's book 2, you haven't got that far behind..) Falling Apart, which isn't actually released in paperback form until 7th of June, so you could be ahead of the trend here.

And!  One very lucky (or maybe skillful, let's not rule out an element of skill here) person could win a little package of goodies - a copy of Vampire State of Mind, Falling Apart and a copy of the award winning Vampire Weekend CD, 'Modern Vampires of the City'.  It's very good.

I may even throw in some fangs.

And what do you have to do in order to win these wonderful goodies, I hear you cry?  Well, it's more of a sob from where I'm standing, but I am prepared to believe you just have something stuck in your throat...

Well.  You may know, in my books the vampires, zombies, werewolves etc have come through to our world during a magnetic flux which has caused several dimensions to touch.  What I would like you to do is to leave a comment somewhere.  This blog is being particularly stubborn on the 'leaving of comments' just at the moment, so try Facebook or Twitter (where I am @JaneLovering)  and your comment should tell me this:  If it were possible to travel to another world, like this one but slightly different, what kind of world would you like to travel to?  What would be the same and what would be different?

Personally I'd pick one that had chocolate but no wasps, but that's just me.

So, go on, have a go!  You might just win your summer reading and listening!