Well. Yesterday was my birthday, during which I attempted to double my bodyweight with a judicious application of lemon cheesecake, preceded by a Friday takeaway of proportions so massive that several people had to be carried out in shock. Today things are back to normal. So, if there is a redolence about this blog, it may be due to broccoli. Pretend not to have noticed.
Anyway. The whole thing was a giant excuse not to do any writing, which is an art I have been perfecting lately. I even moved all the furniture and hoovered underneath! I've been saying that it's writers' block, but it really isn't...
The fact is that it's cold in the house and my brain doesn't work well in the cold; it's hard typing when your mouse hand is numb. Also, I have reached a point in my WIP (Living in the Past, otherwise known as the Bronze Age Time Slip one) where I'm three quarters done, I know how the story goes from here to the end and yet...somehow...I just can't squeeze those words out. You know toothpaste, right? When you leave a tube so the end gets all crusty and then one day you give it a really good squirt and you get this little plug of dried toothpaste before the proper stuff comes out?
That's my brain, that is.
But in fact, I know what the problem is. There's a little bit, right at the end of what I've done so far that I need to change. It's written from the wrong POV.
So, all I need to do is go back in and change the last little bit. Easy, right? Yeah, that's what I thought. Turns out, it doesn't matter how easy it is to change, if your brain just can't get around changing it, you had better resign yourself to really clean carpets for a while... But I know I will get there, because I go through exactly the same thing with every single book. Usually it strikes earlier, of course, at the 'Pile of Stinking Pooh' stage, but this time it's late.
Or maybe my brain is slow...
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2 comments:
At least you'll have a clean house! I'm sure you'll whip it into shape soon - perhaps I should suggest that you might take me literally :)
Jack Lovering here. Sorry I missed your special day. Lemon for a birthday sounds bittersweet, but to each their own. Hope you are up and writing well now.
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